12. Gapers’ Duh Lay
Gaper. You are the scum of the earth
dregs of society
the lowest form of being
vermin
if you could just accelerate. keep pace. and look to the right
do 2 things at once
but you can’t
card carrying moron
distracted by a shiny coin
woof. woof. tongue wag
45 minutes of crawl.
totally worth it because you peeped a crooked fender
oh sweet crooked fender
perhaps a neck collar
so worth it
rubberneck
look look an ambulance
shiny ambulance
gaper.. i hardly know… smack you in the face you piece of trash – er
don’t you do it
don’t you dare do it!
brake
break!
We should all be accelerating past this accident
I will slap the gape out of your face
your lucky I’m a pacifist
Stay tuned for next week’s topic … road rage.