How To Drive Chicago: Roll Stop Signs

15. Drive. Go ahead and roll through stop signs. Yeah. That’s right. I said it. Unless, of course, there are other cars or pedestrians present, duh.  The number of stop signs in the city is stratospheric and the constant starting and stopping can’t be good for a car.  And city police have way too much going on to plant themselves near an intersection looking for offenders like they do in the suburbs. 

Nevertheless please, please do not speed down side streets. There are children everywhere and an accident/manslaughter is waiting to happen. I don’t care how quickly you have to be somewhere.  It is not worth it. Drive cautiously down side streets always looking for children playing on sidewalks or between cars. Nothing will ruin your happy go lucky day like murdering a child with your crossover. 

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